HI PEEPS! Before I launch into today's episode, I feel compelled to offer an enormous, gargantuan, mega-sized THANK YOU to all of you who commented on the back cover blurb on my previous blog post. You were so encouraging and sweet and thoughtful. I can't thank you enough. Right now I'm virtually hugging every one of you, my fine friends!
Because we're now officially in the midst of the season of gratitude, (at least until 9 o'clock PM when the mall reopens and scores of bargain shoppers trade the turkey carcass for a shopping cart) I thought I'd offer a few of my favorite seasonal tips and life-affirming tenets. Ready? Okay, here we go.
|(Easier and less painful)|
With flu season looming...
|Here is my remedy. Go to snot-wipes-r-us.con|
But if it's more than the flu, perhaps something a little stronger...
|Available without a prescription, or a doctor's visit.|
Now that you're properly medicated, it's time to buy the groceries!
|Maybe another pill when you get home.|
Lest you think our economy is in the toilet,
I'm here to enlighten you...
|Too bad nobody's hungry any more.|
Thinking of a tropical getaway this holiday?
|Save your money. Buy a tarp and a case of beer and call it good.|
Lest you think chivalry is dead...
|The cutest Grammar Nazi on the planet.|
Why no one's invited me for Thanksgiving:
|But you still like me, don't you?|
Yes, I am politically correct. Sort of.
|Our gardens will thank you.|
Thanksgivings of yesteryear, posing for pictures.
|The Ladder People|
Where I found all these cool images...
|Wasting time is such a waste of time, NOT.|
Taking my cues from the retailers, I thought I'd jump the gun a tiny bit.
And before signing off...
|Happy Thanksgiving everyone!|
P.S. I just received an email from the editor of Sugati Press. The anthology titled, The Moment I Knew (see sidebar) will be free for the Kindle November 21-23. Go to Amazon. If you don't own a Kindle, you can download one for free to your computer. It takes about 3 minutes.
My favorite, which made me laugh out loud with a closed mouth full of coffee, was the Fukitol 1000 mg. pill.ReplyDelete
I needed this post of humor this morning. Thank you.
Thanks for the good laugh. Have a great Thanksgiving.ReplyDelete
Thanks for the laughs! :-) Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!ReplyDelete
LOL! I loved this posting Grace. I definitely could have used a few of those pills over the years and I think a campaign against vegetarian cannibalism needs to indeed be waged. LOL!ReplyDelete
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and no veggies for you.
Well...happy thanksgiving to you...for reasons unknown my favorite was the ladder people, walken, though I smiled big all the way through...I suppose I can go apply to Taco Bell's now...ha haReplyDelete
I am heading over to Amazon now...enjoy the turkey xxx
Oh my lord, those were great!ReplyDelete
Happy Thanksgiving right back atcha!
You made me laugh out loud. So funny. Thanks for sharing the love and laughterReplyDelete
Thanks for the laughs. My favorite was the description of being "delightfully difficult". That is my new handle. Upon sharing this with my sister - she thinks I should get a t-shirt made. Hmmmmm....ReplyDelete
Love it Grace. Happy ThanksgivingReplyDelete
Gracie girl this was perfect for a great belly laugh!ReplyDelete
Love the toilet paper hat woman .. that should be me when I go shopping .. always sniffing and wiping!
Yes ... and I am already disturbed too so it makes no difference to me? haha ... I will have a peek over at Amazon .. I don't own any fany devices .. it took me forever to submit to a cell phone believe it or not! LOL
Hahahahaha - hey, I really like that tarp idea! : D Enjoy the weekend!ReplyDelete
OhMyGoodness, I loved every bit of this post. Walken in a winter wonderland...wonderful! And your, you're...I'm with the grammar Nazis on this one.ReplyDelete
Thank you so much for he multiple laughs!ReplyDelete
My gosh Grace you had me laughing all the way through, my friends will love this post.ReplyDelete
I need to walken away from the computer and get some seed sorting done but I barley get anytime on here in the first place!
They are all hilarious but I think the creative ones are the tropical get-away and the toilet paper hat of the woman.ReplyDelete