HI PEEPS! Before I launch into today's episode, I feel compelled to offer an enormous, gargantuan, mega-sized THANK YOU to all of you who commented on the back cover blurb on my previous blog post. You were so encouraging and sweet and thoughtful. I can't thank you enough. Right now I'm virtually hugging every one of you, my fine friends!
Because we're now officially in the midst of the season of gratitude, (at least until 9 o'clock PM when the mall reopens and scores of bargain shoppers trade the turkey carcass for a shopping cart) I thought I'd offer a few of my favorite seasonal tips and life-affirming tenets. Ready? Okay, here we go.
|(Easier and less painful)
With flu season looming...
|Here is my remedy. Go to snot-wipes-r-us.con
But if it's more than the flu, perhaps something a little stronger...
|Available without a prescription, or a doctor's visit.
Now that you're properly medicated, it's time to buy the groceries!
|Maybe another pill when you get home.
Lest you think our economy is in the toilet,
I'm here to enlighten you...
|Too bad nobody's hungry any more.
Thinking of a tropical getaway this holiday?
|Save your money. Buy a tarp and a case of beer and call it good.
Lest you think chivalry is dead...
|The cutest Grammar Nazi on the planet.
Why no one's invited me for Thanksgiving:
|But you still like me, don't you?
Yes, I am politically correct. Sort of.
|Our gardens will thank you.
Thanksgivings of yesteryear, posing for pictures.
|The Ladder People
Where I found all these cool images...
|Wasting time is such a waste of time, NOT.
Taking my cues from the retailers, I thought I'd jump the gun a tiny bit.
And before signing off...
|Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
P.S. I just received an email from the editor of Sugati Press. The anthology titled, The Moment I Knew (see sidebar) will be free for the Kindle November 21-23. Go to Amazon. If you don't own a Kindle, you can download one for free to your computer. It takes about 3 minutes.